Daily Dump: A Fried Chicken & 40 OZ Eating Contest, Porn Stars Headed To Kentucky Derby, Barry Bonds To Be At Derby Party, Tiger Mistress Count=120?, Star Trek Food Porn, The New Megan Fox, Jessica Simpson’s Impressive Boobs & Katie Holmes Cleav

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Nicole Scherzinger & these pics should get you ready for another weekend of not getting laid.

So we watched a single episode of NBC’s Minute To Win It and came away with the impression that the show was nothing more than a frat party with games in front of a stupid audience full of overly excited dorkwads.

Keep 3 balloons in the air for 60-seconds? Pfffttt, not a problem. Stack and unstack 36 cups in 60 seconds?

Not exactly rocket science. Anyway, the show will be off the air in a week or two. You can only go so far with a show featuring drunken party games. The great part about the show? We just got ideas for our next office party. Big Gay Rich bouncing his head 120 times in 60 seconds shouldn’t be too hard. He’s so used to that motion.

The BC Derby plans are set. Don’t forget to visit us tomorrow for coverage semi-live from the Derby infield.

Our Bikini Mud Wrestler Katie is ready to report back all the drunken details.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get started with Sara Jean Underwood’s rack starring at this car wash [Madden Cowboy]

Who Can Down Box Of Fried Chicken & 40 Of Malt Liquor The Fastest? [I Heart Chaos]

Interesting: Porn company sending whores to Kentucky Derby to entertain locals [LA Weekly]

Barry Bonds, Johnny Weir expected to show up at Derby parties [Courier-Journal]

10 Most Amazing Mascot Dunks Of All-Time [Bleacher Report]

Tiger Woods mistress count up to 120? And no Shawn Kemp babies? WTF? [Out of Bounds]

Drew Brees wins softball HR contest from left and right side of plate! [Larry Brown]

Must-See: Spencer Hall blogs about this Notre Dame YouTube video [EDSBS]

The Vanderbilt Rites of Spring Party – Get Drunk & Hit On Smart Chicks [BroBible]

Sandra Bullock adopts her very own future left tackle for Ole Miss [Friends of the Program]

Visual Aides To Help You Understand The Kentucky Derby Horses [Holy Taco]

The 10 Most Superstitious Athletes In History Of Sports/Internet Research [Heavy]

The Top 10 Chatroulette Pranks To Play On Lonely Guys…..via [Linkiest]

Seriously. The Obama nightclub opens in China (Teabaggers hate it?) [PopCrunch]

Tom from MySpace makes jump to Facebook [Celebrity Odor]

Star Trek Food Porn [One Quick Beer]

Today’s Tail:

Say hello to the new Megan Fox [Heyman Hustle]

Jessica Simpson’s boobs got bigger? It looks that way (NSFW Ads) [Boobie Blog]

A Katie Holmes Cleavage Sighting!!!!!! Tom is going to be pissed at this! [CelebSlam]

Emmanuelle Chriqui after-sex screencaps that’ll make your weekend (Dirty Rotten]

2010 Hooters Calendar Girls Invade Iraq! Suck it, terrorist dorks! [Coed]

Paris Hilton working over a stripper pole for your Friday entertainment [The Beer Goggler]

Holy Shit! Diora Baird Twitter cleavage shot that’ll leave you stunned [Popoholic]

Enough SFW boobage to get your ass an uppaid day off for Internet usage [Funtasticus]

Female DJs – this is what you should look like in a perfect record spinning world [Uncoached]

Simone Starr has an insane bikini body and an unnecessary r on end of name [Guyism]

Some of the most insane black booty SFW ass shots you’ll see all day [Booty Source]

Laura Sanchez and her see-thru catwalk outfit that’ll impress [The Nip Slip]

…and finally, Playground Equipment Fails (mostly sexual playground set pics) [Manofest]

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