Safety Clinton Hart played for the St. Louis Rams last season, which was like not playing in the NFL at all.
At 32 he’s looking to catch on with another team, which is like saying he’s Jimmy Clausen trying to get someone to draft him in the 1st round.
So what’s the next step in any frustrated former NFLers life? Scuffle with his wife, of course.
The 3-page arrest report after the jump is a must-read because this whole incident is over Clinton’s Facebook page being left logged on and his wife messing with his cellphone.