Cuff 'Em: The Florida Redneck Ceramic Fish Attack

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We’ve been slacking in the redneck Floridian arrest news department.

“Port St. Lucie police said Carl Frost, 57, hit his roommate’s son, Jason M. Cirillo, with the fish during a confrontation Friday night.According to the arrest report, Frost told police Cirillo had punched him in the eye moments before the fish attack.”

Over/Under on how many beers were consumed before this stupidity erupted?

Nice eye, by the way.