Cuff 'Em: Help BC Identify The Naked Notre Dame Grass Bangers

notre dame grass banging

For those of you who live in the Midwest can attest, when the weather starts to change and the temps start rising, we do crazy things.

The booze begins to flow a little easier and the chicks start wearing those short skirts that drive us nuts.

At Notre Dame, the coeds start to rip off the wintry J. Crew wool and soon bodily fluids are exchanged like rabbits getting their first fix of sex for the year.

If that includes sex in grass, game on. Just don’t get caught because then it becomes Internet fodder and Busted Coverage enlists its researchers to figure out “Who Are The Naked Notre Dame Grass Bangers?”

vaness 1800 block

From WSBT in, ironically, South Bend:

Police found a nearly naked woman laying on top of a man in the grass in the 1800 block of Vaness Street early Sunday, according to a police report. Both were arrested.

The 22-year-old woman was topless and straddling the 23-year-old man with her pants around her ankles when police arrived around 4 a.m., police said.

Police asked if they had been having sex, and the man said: “We didn’t get to because you showed up,” according to the report.

Police found the pair in the grass a few feet from the street, according to the report. They came across the pair while en route to a loud party complaint.

It’s like the end of a Scooby-Doo episode. Damn cops!

Now, being the intrepid investigators that BC strives to be, we Googled this Vaness St. in South Bend and it returned as a side street that is just two blocks from the Notre Dame sports complex.

We are not positive the Grass Bangers are Notre Dame students but one is from Springfield, Mass., which is home to a huge Catholic community and the other hails from Ramsey, N.J.

Just saying.

Anyway, the yahoos at the TV station failed to identify these two by name. That would have helped us greatly when it comes to Facebooking/Twittering/Etc. the Bangers.

Busted Coverage would simply like to ask them “5 Questions” about how these sex-capades got rolling and whether they will have a second date.

Help us spread the word. And mail us any details.


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