2010 Hooters Bikini Pageants: The Best Boobs In Pembroke Pines

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You spend $5k on new boobs. True, they look good to your husband. He tells you how beautiful those puppies are. But you want more. There is a burning desire to show off the mammaries to mullet-sporting, hard drinking Harley types.What are your options?

Pick a weekend, pick a Hooters or Harley dealership and enter a bikini contest. We’ll be here throughout the summer to chronicle the adventures.

Today we visit Pembroke Pines for its 2010 Hooters Bikini Pageant held last week in front of men who had little else to do on a weeknight other than looking at boobs and awesome tans.

What can we take away from our first Implant Madness of 2010? The lack of great racks. BC is very disappointed in the quality of ladies who got into this competition. Seriously, where are the boobs?

This is Hooters, for God’s sake. What a huge disappointment.

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See more photos of the event here, via Bureau13.

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