Cuff 'Em: Phillies Puker Had Too Many Beers, Had To Puke, Uncle Claims

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vomitsuspect“He’s (the puker) a good kid, and I think he just had a couple extra beers that might have got him a little sick,” Dave Clemmens said. “He accidentally vomited. He put his hand in front of his mouth and vomited on the person in front of him, the wrong person.”

Dave Clemmens said the shiner his nephew received was the result of trying to defend himself.

Way to go, Uncle Dave. That should smooth over things in Philly where this story is still going strong and has yet to really be picked up by the national radio types who’ll go nuts. Now the team is offering those who were puked on a make-up visit to the ballpark.

[NBC Philadelphia]


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