Daily Dump: Kenyon Martin Not Amused By April Fool’s Joke, Tiki Barber Banging NBC Intern, Top Tiger Woods Catcalls, MMA Is Not/Does Look Gay, Fried Chicken Bread, Lucy Pinder Rack Update, Rosie Jones Boobie Action & A Hot Native American
Tiger’s big concern this morning? Pin placement.
We’ll say Tiger goes -3 on his round today and at least 4-5 whores come out of the woodwork.
The story of him banging the neighbor’s daughter really surprises us because we figured this guy had morals against pulling up in his Escalade and working over some teen.
Then again, at this point, should anyone be shocked?
This guy has the most active penis in all of manhood. His sex drive actually wears us out and makes us wonder when he found time to just sit around and watch HGTV or that hair cutting reality show on Bravo.
We expect one of you to be counting the sexual innuendos dropped by ESPN during Eldrick’s round. Over/Under: 6
…Kenyon Martin: “I’m gonna put my mother fuckin’ hands on one of y’all.” [TMZ]
Let’s calm Kenyon’s ass with some Melyssa Ford black tail from Vibe (NSFW Ads) [BootySource]
The intern that Tiki Barber left his wife for (pics!) [The Bleacher Report]
Jon Stewart/Jason Jones tackle Tiger story and kill it [Out of Bounds]
The Top Tiger Catcalls If You Are Attending The Masters Today [Guyism]
How Tiger banging the neighbor & the movie ‘Beautiful Girls’ correlate [Sportress of Blogitude]
Can ‘Bama use Tiger banging one of their fans as recruiting tool? [Friends of the Program]
The MMA Is Not Gay But Looks Like It Viral Video [EgoTVOnline]
The Tyler Perry doodles you have to see [Holy Taco]
Tips For A Miserable Sex Life With Your Wife/GF/BFF [Nerve.com]
Son Hits Mom With Harrassment Charges Over Facebook Posts [The Daily What]
The Greatest KFC Invention Ever – Fried Chicken Bread [YepYep]
Hot Spring Break chicks define “Bro,” make this video a winner [BroBible]
Sexy Cartoon Characters Reenacted By Hot Chicks [Uncoached]
Lucy Pinder’s rack now promoting island of Malta (NSFW Ads) [BoobieBlog]
Rosie Jones & her latest rackage pics from Nuts Magazine (NSFW!) [Dirty Rotten]
That hot alien chick from ‘V’ you’d love to give some human wood [DJ Mick]
Sofia Vergara in spandex for your Thursday [Don Chavez]
Jessica Simpson Rack Update: still looking motorboat worthy [CelebSlam]
The Adrianne Curry ass-in-bed Twitter photo you have to see [Giggity Greg]
Michelle Trachtenberg’s temperature gauges reading ‘cold’ [The Nip Slip]
We’d give this chick the best 2-3 minutes of her life [Funtasticus]
Audrina Patridge & her bikini totally soaked [HQ-Celebrity]
The hottest Native American you’ll see all day [Brosome]
…and finally, 20 People Having A Day Worse Than Your Thursday [Manofest]