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mark cuminsAll eyes are on Augusta, Georgia this week as Masters Week gets rolling with the 2  p.m. Tiger Woods presser where his whores hope to get an apology and free Subway $5 footlong coupons.

If there is still an angle to this story that has yet to be uncovered, there is a media member in Augusta to write about it. Or hold a coffee-table-roundtable, like ESPN did, where a bunch of white guys talked about how Tiger can ‘overcome’ the distractions of fans making comments about him slapping around some hoes.

And then there is the AP who found an Augusta restaurant owner named Mark Cumins.

This might be the greatest week ever in sports history.

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