Well, today he finds out if he’ll spend the next 18 years in prison for breaking into a suburban Dayton, O. townhouse in the middle of the night and assaulting a man in his bedroom. He is charged with aggravated burglary, felonious assault and assault.
The defense says Kirk is insane. The prosecution says he’s fine and was playing basketball in China last year. We thought blaming it on the Chinese smog was the better defense, but what do we know?