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Qdoba Lineserver Anshonae Mills (Photo) Hits Santonio Holmes With Lawsuit Via 25-Year-Old Lawyer

It appears Pittsburgh Steelers fans can rest easy. The problems with Santonio Holmes seem, to us, to be the work of an amateur jersey chaser who failed at creating a controversy.

“The plaintiff, Anshonae Mills, is a senior at the University of Central Florida. Reached at her job yesterday, Ms. Mills declined comment and referred questions to her lawyer, Jacques L. Cooper.

Mr. Cooper, 25, who has been practicing law for four months, would not discuss the case but said he planned to release further information today.”

So let us get this straight.

Ms. Mills has hired a guy who’s only been practicing law for four months to represent her in a lawsuit against a NFL millionaire?

BWWAAAAAHHHHHH!

And, not to knock the hard working folks at Qdoba, but this chick is a lineserver at the faux Chipotle.

Anshonae Mills santonio holmes

A quick check of Ms. Mills’ Internet record reveals a Linkedin profile that includes other jobs such as a cashier and deli clerk.

We understand these are tough times and money is scarce but this is the Pittsburgh Steelers we are talking about. They have enough shit hitting the fan for some trumped up charges over a glass being thrown. Pfffttt, sexual assault charges would have been the smarter play since that would have at least led to some opportunities on Good Morning America and Extra.

Think, ladies. Use your heads.

[Woman suing Steelers’ Holmes – Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]

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    11. imhotep says:

      Hmmm. Sherlock Holmes, on the case… From my observation, she seems to enjoy caucasian males, considering there are no AA males in the pictures. She likes money, interesting she thought important to mention that on a dating sight. Why was she in VIP? Clearly she saw an opportunity to get next to the WR by playfully taking his seat to stimulate a conversation. Holmes probably did not appreciate her sexual charms, the way she thought they should be. He probably had a gorgeous non-black woman with him, which from my deduction probably stimulated her motivation in the first place. Fantasy meets reality, young lady probably got lippy (belligerent) as young sistas tend to do when you diss them. Then calling a another black person the n-word, in the way a disgruntled sister can do, especially one who thinks she’s too good or too special for the “average” brotha, and sees a money makin’ brotha with another persuasion, “what she got I don’t have…”. Surprise, surprise a cup flies in her direction. She tries to make a play to talk to Holmes, probably offered him the booty, got turned down. Told her girls about it back home. One of her friends, we’ll call her the “smart one” read a newspaper, a some point and mentioned that Big Ben was being sued, that Tiger was paying women off. After a few phone calls, to other scheming hoes, a plan was hatched. Unfortunately 3 weeks too late. ( it probably took that long to dawn on her). Hence the ending of another story of a skank that played herself. NEXT.

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