Denise figures there is at least two huge upsets to come later tonight.
Day Two of the brilliance that is March Madness.Â Â Let me tell you something nerds.Â You havenâ€™t lived until you have done one of two things regarding sports gambling. Either spent some time in Nevada during the Madness or Super Bowl.
Itâ€™s a treat!Â Just like the bus terminal you wound up sleeping in after your three-team parlay went belly up thanks to Murray State.
Went 1-1 yesterday with the win coming in the St. Maryâ€™s game and the loss in the upset of Georgetown.Â Upsets are the greatest and yesterday was full of them.
J Koot has asked me to leave after one too many boner references.Â Big Gay Rich offered me a place on his couch.Â For some reason I think there were ulterior motives. I will slip away like Ted Kennedy after a car wreck.
So whatâ€™s the excuse for three-in-the-key? [The Onion]
How do you define crass? The NCAA has a definition for the Nevada Athletic Department [SF Gate]
Do you think Vin Scully has any sick days left? [Yahoo Sports]
Troy Tulowitzki takes time out from sucking to fill out an NCAA bracket [Yahoo Sports]
IT guy wants him some NCAAâ€¦right after killing a hot chick [Sports Hernia]
To quote the great Walter Sobchakâ€¦Shomer Shabbat! [Associated Content]
And for you math majors that donâ€™t get brilliant film-making-A Video [You Tube]
Speaking of Booze, meet Henry Earl. Once referred to as the â€œDrinkinest Nigga Brutha in Kentucky”. Henryâ€™s criminal record is a work of art [Monkey Gumbo]
What happened to good old salami pizza? [Oddee]
This is what is called a high-sock hard-on! [Uncoached]
Another fetish for you play five-knuckle shuffle to…Chicks rocking the glasses [Caveman Circus]
Nikki Benz is Canadian via the Ukraine. But everything else are in the right places (NSFW) [AttuGirls]
Nevada, along with a few other states is known as aÂ â€œCowboy Stateâ€.Â Judging by these chicks itâ€™s not all bad [College Humor]
And before I go back to the casinoâ€¦One of the hottest and normal chicks in porn. I present to you the short-haired beauty Dylan RyderÂ (NSFW) [NovoPorn]