Nail A Chick Wearing Green Chicago Blackhawks Boy Shorts, Get High-Five From BC

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blackhawks+boy+shortsOh, look, the dollar bill hungry sports apparel business will play to your stupid ‘needs’ during the St. Patrick’s season by coloring just about anything green and putting a NBA, NHL, NFL or MLB logo on it.

Seriously, people, do we need green Chicago Blackhawks boy shorts as seen at Simon On Sports?

Yes, because nothing is more awesome than finding the hottest 6 in the bar, taking her back to the pad and pulling off those jeans to find green boy shorts. Your boys will totally not believe what she was sportin’.

[Our Annual Look At The Lovely St. Patrick’s Day Sports Merchandise]

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