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Trevor’s Dump: Church Porn, Bitchfest On Missing The Tournament, Why The NHL Needs More Carrie Milbank/Less Pierre & Why You Are GAY!

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Keep pouring over March Madness stats and matchups, we’ll be pouring something on Denisse.

I woke up this morning at 2am and could barely move. Put in a shift at the bar Monday so that may have had something to do with my debilitating hip.

To be clear I was drinking not working.

Girlfriend suggested I put a pillow between my legs to ease the pain. I suggested I smother her with it instead.

We compromised by me leaving. No lines stick out for Round One but things are still a bit fuzzy so I will retrace my steps and look again. That’s what degenerate gamblers do. Take the Sharks on the road tonight against Dallas.

Over/Under how many beers today? Depends if J Koot is watching.

Trevor’s Afternoon Dump:

Every year we hear the Dick V complain about teams being left out. I’m officially driving the DON’T CARE bus [Midwest Sports Fans]

I do not get this trade at all. Was Tim Couch not available? [Yahoo Sports]

His name is Pierre. Do I need to go further? [Reddit]

What the NHL needs more of…The one and only Carrie Milbank [Maxim]

Since you will be drunk tomorrow for St. Patrick’s Day, here are some ladies you can stroke to in your mom’s basement [Ask Men]

Spring is nearly here…and so is the increasing number of hot golfers. Female Golfers ya big silly [Bleacher Report]

Breaking into a church? Forgivable by the man upstairs. Breaking in to watch porn? Straight to hell douche! [Regretful Morning]

I bet you would love to dicker with Ms. Dicker [Sports Illustrated]

My suggestion to Elin is don’t knock it till you try it [RadarOnline]

And lastly, is this what happened to you? [You Tube]

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