Porn Star Samantha Ryan Releases Her March Madness Bracket Picks; Kansas Fingered To Win It All

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We’ve been efforting porn star and super Kansas basketball fan Samantha Ryan’s bracket picks for the last 24 hours because we’re going to totally fill out the same bracket.

Why?

Every year some random chick wins the office pool and we want to be that chick just one friggin’ year.

Things That Stand Out From A Porn Star’s Basketball Big Dance Pick Perspective:

• 3 #1 seeds in Final Four

• Samantha likes the favorites….#3 Seed Baylor is lowest seed in Elite 8.

• Baylor beating Villanova

• Cornell making Sweet 16 (She’s about to become the most downloaded porn chick on that campus.)

• Siena beating Purdue (BC’s Kevin The Intern will be pissed but will be ordering Nude Bondage Notebook)

• A Kansas vs. Kansas State Final Four matchup

• A Kansas NCAA Tournament title (Go figure)

Looks good to us. This porn star knows what she’s talking about. Take favorites. Don’t get stupid and figure Old Dominion is going to pull off three shockers. Be smart and trust a woman who has appeared in such classics as Costumed Starlets’ Desperate Bondage Plight, Bound and Gagged Business Girls!, Battle of the Hogtied Maids and Today’s Your Day to Be Bound and Gagged.

In fact, we are so happy with Ms. Ryan’s selections that we are thinking of entering it in SportsBook.com’s $13,000,000 Perfect Bracket contest.

–BC

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