Cuff 'Em: 69ing Couple Busted At South Carolina Mall

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Folder Export“Mrs. Byrd’s head was at Mr. Braxton’s groin area and Mr. Braxton’s head was at Mrs. Byrd’s groin area.” When the naked couple did not respond after being bathed in 15 seconds of portable police spotlight, Murphy started knocking.

Which did not please Braxton, who uncoupled from Byrd. After Murphy identified himself, Braxton responded, “Fuck you. Who is it?”

The officer even noted that the dude smoked a cigarette after being removed from the van. Rock on, South Carolina!

[The Smoking Gun]

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