Dan LeBatard Is A Fat, Double-Chinned Whiny Little Bitch News: Fears TMZ Will Out Gay Athlete
“One of the first orders of business at TMZ Sports, rest assured, will be to out a gay male athlete. It is the only boundary left to cross. It will either wreck that athlete’s life or make him the next Jackie Robinson or maybe both.”
And then he’ll go on the radio and talk about it for two weeks straight and sell shitloads of advertising. Who the f@ck does this guy think he’s kidding?