Cuff 'EM: Naked Guy Leads Police On 11-Mile Car Chase, Runs Out Of Gas

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NakedCoupleSplash_450x300We’d normally pass right by such a story as a guy leading police on a car chase in Wisconsin.

It would be inconsequential to us unless the guy was naked and running on empty.

A naked man led police on an 11-mile chase early Thursday morning until it ended when he ran out of gas. Police were called to the 1100 block of Racine Street after a caller told dispatchers a man was sitting naked on his car about 1:30 a.m.

11 miles! Out of gas! Hands down best police brief we’ll read all day.

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