The hits just keep coming for the University of Oregon athletics department.
Even the cheerleaders are getting in on the court system. From over the weekend via the Register-Guard.
A University of Oregon cheerleader has been cited by Eugene police on a charge of driving under the influence of intoxicants.
Molly K. Maginnis, 18, was detained after trying to parallel park her black Chevrolet Equinox along the east curb of Patterson Street near East 18th Avenue about 11:25 p.m. Saturday, police spokeswoman Melinda Kletzok said.
A bicycle patrol officer made contact with Maginnis after noticing her repeated attempts to park her sports utility vehicle, Kletzok said. She was cited and released.
We’ve said it over and over again. If you are going to have a few drinks, don’t try to parallel park. It never works. You’ll either end up 18 and owning a DUI or you’ll hit another car and screw up your paint job.
Throw in the fact that it’s a chick trying to parallel and there is just more madness.
Anyway, we’re obviously efforting Molly’s Internet vitals and will report back with our findings. Art McGregor, AKA “Mr. Everything Oregon Cheerleaders,” has been called in for this case. He rarely fails us.
If you have photos of Ms. Maginnis that need to be seen by the masses, send them in. We’ll run ‘em.