Weekend Dump: Tiger Back To Having Torrid Sex?, Wall Street & Tiger, Tiger Whore Wants Apology, Vlady-Vlady, Colts Fans & Runner-Up Trophy, Buns & Ammo And Some Dude Dating Octomom

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Pop open this gallery and demand your wife/GF start wearing outfits like this in the sack.

Why does everyone have their arms up the air going nuts about Tiger Woods banging 15…16….28 chicks instead of being home watching Dora The Explorer with his kids?

Of course it was wrong, but it matters how to your lives?

You care if athletes you cheer for are faithful and wholesome? You shouldn’t, because they aren’t. They’re pigs just like you and I. And have money to be even bigger pigs.

Some of you want your athletes to be role models. Here is a guy for you: Derek Jeter. Jetes is a role model because he didn’t go off and get married because it’s what his parents wanted him to do as Tiger did. You really think Tiger wanted to get married? The guy was societied into it. Dude couldn’t keep his pecker in his pants over the last 3-4 years. You think his pecker was in his pants when he married her?

An old wise tail for you this morning.

“Scientists know of only one food in the world that kills a woman’s sex drive.”

Wedding cake. Look it up.

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Weekend Dump:

Seems like the perfect timing: Tiger announces return to having sex [The Onion]

Interesting: This is what trading on Wall Street looked like as Tiger spoke [BroBible]

Oh, look, one of Tiger’s whores wants an apology…and one more Tiger donging [YouBeenBlinded]

Vlady Putin puts hit out on figure skating judge? Russia is pissed over silver medal [Weed Against Speed]

Blogger really impressed by hotness of really ordinary Canadian Olympics chick [Slanch Report]

Is this bad ass Beard Man’s Mortal Kombat-style ride? [As Seen In Shreveport]

YES! A Man’s Debate: Beard Man Vs. Techno Viking [Holy Taco]

Oh, fun! Colts let fans get up close and personal with runner-up trophy [Barstool Sports]

Update your drunk NFL QB pics: Drew Brees saluting those who are about to rock [The Angry T]

Former UFC ring girl says she really wasn’t into being a ring girl at all [CagePotato]

What guy is crazy f@cking stupid enough to date Octomom? [CelebSlam]

Let’s cut the bullshit this morning – BOOBS! Suicide Girl! (NSFW Ads) [BoobieBlog]

Chicks: Buns & Ammo. A Gallery. [Coed]

Oh, Ashley, you think we’re dumb enough to think those are real? [Uncoached]

In Stupid Moron Chick News: Heidi Montag’s tits looking like water balloons [HQ-Celebrity]

…and finally, Snooki’s college appearance doesn’t go exactly as planned [Radar]

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