Epic Beard Man Says He Did The Muhammed Ali Shuffle On Coolio

Posted: Over the last day or so.

EBM Quote: “Don’t Fuck With Senior Citizens!” 4:30 mark.

Premise of Video: Epic Beard Man is interviewed by a local television station or someone with a HD camera. In the interview he talks about the fight with Coolio and how the black dude was a murderer and will be going back to jail over the incident.

Climax of Video: EBM says he did the Ali shuffle on Coolio and drops some great language that makes us proud. Then he tells us about the shank he was carrying for protection. Dude also breaks down when he talks about his mama dying. It’s all pretty touching.

Conclusion: Voice-over work? We see possibilities. New American Idol judge?

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    2. Charles Feney says:

      The Epic Limerick of the Epic Beard Man.

      In Oakland a grizzled veteran named Tom
      From the long forgotten war in Viet Nam
      Tried to get rid of his blues
      By shining his Stacy Adam's shoes
      To look sharp at the funeral of his Mom.

      When he got on the AC transit Bus
      He encountered a racially toned fuss
      Because a thug named Tyrone
      Tried to pick at Tom's bone
      When the shoeshine was brought up to discuss.

      Tyrone acted like his shit wasn't stinky
      But compared to Tom he was really quite dinky
      Though Tom's conclusion was foregone
      That it's better to be pissed off than pissed on
      One of the hecklers yelled out "Say it again Pinky!"

      Tom declared that he was 67 years old
      That's when the thug decided to get gangster bold.
      One of the women with no class
      Yelled out "Beat his white ass"
      Now here's where the legendary stuff begins to unfold!

      Tom said something about slapping the thug shitless
      That's when Tyrone finally proved himself witless.
      When Tyrone's right hook came around
      He got his ass beat to the ground
      By the Senior showing Epic Beard Man fitness!

      Epic Beard Man hit him with a three lefts and a right
      It was a beat down instead of a fight!
      Then Beard man got his shoes shined
      By inserting them up Tyrone's behind
      Then he decided to call it a night.

      Tyrone crawled off to where a wounded man encamps
      To some of his bleeding he tried to apply clamps.
      The videographer who was freakin'
      Cried aloud "Ohh He Leakin'!"
      As Tyrone yelled out "Get da' Amber lamps!"

      Here's a tip for any thuggish city sucker
      Epic Beard Man can make y'alls ass pucker!
      You'll be cryin' and moanin'
      If you pick on a big bearded Roman
      Who's shirt declares "I AM a Motherfucker!"
      Charles Ulysses Feney
      Livingston, Montana

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