Daily Dump: Tiger Woods Mardi Gras Float/He Skanked It, Tiger Woods Lay’s Sponsorship Deal, A’s Fan Beats Sh!t Out Of Coolio, Johnny Damon’s WAG Pissed About Detroit, Bikini Skiing And More Of Christina Hendricks Chest
We flipped a Euro model coin this morning and it came up Petra instead of Helena. You win.
The women’s downhill skiing was the perfect treat on a Wednesday night in our lives. Crash after crash after crash.
To say it was awesome is an understatement. There are two things we hope for when watching the Olympics: tears and women going 80 mph on skies and crashing into shit.
Now we prepare ourselves mentally for more of the men’s figure skating so that we can analyze the Vera Wang costumes.
…we get started with the Oakland A’s fan who beats the sh!t out of Coolio on a bus [Guyism]
Tiger Woods/Mardi Gras News: The Tiger Float Titled “He Skanked It” Is Awesome [The Angry T]
Which leads us to Tiger’s new sponsorship deal with Lay’s potato chips [BroBible]
Which leads us to Tiger actually outside a house and working out [Radar]
And that leads us to news that Tiger will speak to the world at 11 a.m. Friday [Out of Bounds]
Shaun White’s coach tests NBC’s censor button and NBC fails after f-bomb gets out [Fourth Place Medal]
What will greet you when trying to watch NBC Olympic coverage on your computer [Imgur]
Johnny Damon’s wife isn’t down with being in Detroit? What a bitch! [Larry Brown Sports]
The A.J. Feeley/Heather Mitts Wedding Photos Because You Care [Celebrity Bride Guide]
If Men Wrote Women Magazines: The Lost Art Of Handjobs [YepYep]
People With Serious Issues. A Gallery. [Manofest]
The Ladies Of HBO’s How To Make It In America [Coed]
Sport missing from Vancouver Olympics: Bikini Skiing!! [Uncoached]
More of Christina Hendricks chest because you guys demand it [PickMeUpNews]
Heidi Klum goes hand bra for Vogue [Totally Crap]
Paris Hilton continues her slutty ways in Brazil and we totally approve [Don Chavez]
We still find it comical that ugly Russian boxer dude is banging Hayden Panettiere [Popoholic]
Gerri Halliwell is keeping her sweet little ass in good shape in these older years [The Grumpiest]
Your latest roundup of cute chick photos led by cutie Pixie Lott (cute name) [UseMyComputer]
Tori Black taking it off for you while you work in your cubicle [The Beer Goggler]
…and finally, the chat/roulette drinking game will keep you busy [Holy Taco]