Some dude named Robin Joshua Hood who seems pretty much homeless and at a high level of degeneration was arrested this week on charges of identity theft. Before you can say “No f@cking way is that his name,” yes it is. There, we got that out of the way.
Police say Hood found a man’s wallet in downtown Denver and started using the person’s identity.
This isn’t Robin’s first brush with the law. He was busted Jan. 6 trying to go five-finger discount on baseball caps from a record shop.