The claim out of the Darrell Green Twitter camp is that the former Washington Redskins great could possibly be the fastest 50-year-old man/woman/etc. in the world after his 4.43 yesterday on his milestone birthday.
Dez Bryant, a draft hopeful, is projected to run a 4.5. Golden Tate from Notre Dame? 4.41.
In other words, Green could still cover their asses after eating a bite of birthday cake and opening up his over-the-hill gifts.