Cuff ‘Em: Oklahoma Linebacker Austin Box Arrested For Pissing On Bar Stools

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Can you blame Oklahoma linebacker Austin Box for pissing on bar stools after being kicked out of a bar?

Hey, he had to go.

An officer saw Box, a junior linebacker, standing below the entrance to Skky Bar on Mickey Mantle Drive about 2 a.m. Saturday, the report states. Box walked to a corner on a balcony near the entrance and urinated, police said.

Box told police he had been kicked out of the bar and “had to go,” according to the report.

Mickey Mantle Drive! Oh, the irony.

This isn’t Box’s first rodeo with pissing in public. He was cited for public indecency last March for pulling it out at some other restaurant. Stoops will shake his head at all of this and suspend Box for the first quarter against Oklahoma A&T to start the season.

Does that school even exist? We’d look it up but gotta take a leak.

[OU linebacker Box is arrested]

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