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san-diego-dirty-sanchezCincinnati thought it could derail the Mark Sanchez/Rex Ryan/Jets defense runaway train.

Then Chargers fan figured they’d roll over the Jets because of the East Coast-West Coast travel and being the hotter team.

Folks, there is no stopping New Jersey’s hottest NFL team so Busted Coverage figured it would help the clueless Indianapolis Colts fan with ‘Dirty Sanchez’ lingo.

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Just one man’s idea of what a Dirty Sanchez is from the Urban Dictionary:

A Dirty Sanchez is a sexual situation where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the womans starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip, giving her a thin shit moustache. This is the Dirty Sanchez.

That bitch was so skanky, she didnt even mind that I gave her a dirty snachez (SIC)!

The two teams did meet in week 16, which the Jets won when the Colts pulled their starters. This is for all the marbles so we expect Indy fan to scour the local thrift shops looking for a sombrero.

We’d rather not know how they come up with the ‘dirty’ part of the costume.

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