Daily Dump: Shane van der Westhuizen Is SI South Africa Cover Model, A-Rod/Spottswood News, Favre’s Pants On The Ground, College Basketball GameDay Signs, Jose Offerman Charges, Cowgirls Gallery & Aubrey O’Day Nippage Slip
Shane is your South Africa 2010 Sports Illustrated cover model – and she’s 20!
Some of you t-bagged us for having the wrong Jets-Bolts line in the Weekend Dump. Forgive us! We lost anyways, dicks.
We get the feeling this is going to be a Peyton vs. Brett year. Can you imagine the ratings for that Super Bowl? Favre’s last game. Peyton going after a win that will make him the greatest ever.
Don’t even think for a minute that both #1 seeds are making it to Miami. No friggin’ chance.
..we get started with news that the tabloids are starting to trail A-Rod/Spottswood [CelebSlam]
Brett Favre sings American Idol hit “Pants On The Ground” after yesterday’s win [Outside The Boxscore]
Keith Brooking thinks Vikings are classless for throwing late TD pass – Suck it, Vikes say [Profootballtalk]
Jerry Jones looking right through Wade’s head into eyes of another head coach [YouBeenBlinded]
Rex Ryan has message to his haters “F@ck off!” or something like that [TiricoSuave]
The last decleater Kurt Warner will likely ever encounter [Larry Brown Sports]
Bears DE Gaines Adams – dead [Shutdown Corner]
Vick calls fumble in Cowboys game “Worst thing I’ve ever done” [The Onion]
UConn students go nuts with college basketball GameDay signs – and they’re good! [That Fan]
Sharapova loses in battle of “Hot Marias” at the Australian Open [Examiner]
Jose Offerman charges a mound AGAIN in Dominican Republic league [Out of Bounds]
In Olympic News: Ethiopian cross country skier has only 154 fans on Facebook [Facebook]
20 Chicks Jealous Of Other Chicks [Manofest]
For Cowboys fan who might be crying this morning – a gallery of cowgirls [BabesNBrawls]
This made us cry: Candice Swanepoel’s early Valentine’s Day gift [Popoholic]
Aubrey O’Day lets it slip at some entertainment awards red carpet (NSFW Ads) [BoobieBlog]
And some ultimate camel to for fans of that kind of filth [CavemanCircus]
The Hottest Celebs To Get Naked For PETA [Uncoached]
…and finally, A&W is advertising 2 Teens For $5 [I Love Bacon]