Daily Dump: Tiger Woods In Sex Rehab, Minka Kelly-Jeter Marriage Not Happening, Natalie Gulbis On CSI, Fake Jay Marriotti Tweet-age, Colts To Rest Starters, Two Girls-One Cup Crossword, Mila Kunis/Esquire And Erin McNaught In A Bikini
Bianca going out for milk, bread and coffee. This chick is pure marriage material.
That’s right, the Yankees just passed up giving a $500k signing bonus to some slugging 16-year-old Dominican and instead earmarked the money for Haiti.
Kudos to the Yankees for stepping up. We still hate you in non-humanitarian situations.
LINKS!
Today’s Dump:
…we get started with news that TIGER IS IN SEX REHAB! [CelebSlam]
We’d be in rehab, too, because this Tiger mistress would ruin us (NSFW Ads) [BoobieBlog]
Seems like the appropriate time for some “Ram It” from L.A. Rams [InsideSTL]
Minka Kelly telling a joke to Esquire before becoming Jeter’s WAG [Esquire]
BREAKING! Derek Jeter not marrying Minka Kelly as of this mornings latest update [NESN]
Kiera Jones should be in your WAG rankings, possibly ahead of Minka [Gunaxin]
YES! Natalie Gulbis to appear in CSI episode [Out Of Bounds]
The fake Jay Marriotti tweet that had bloggers frothing at the mouth last night [Detroit4Lyfe]
Very Interesting: Top 10 Fading Hairlines In Sports [BroBible]
Arenas owned several hundred guns? Quite the duck hunter? [WithLeather]
It figures: Colts to rest starters for rest of playoffs [The Onion]
Rioting morons at Tenn. switch causes, want anti-Kiffin shirts sent to Haiti [Dr. Saturday]
Great places in SEC to see BCS trophy other than Wal-Mart [Friends of the Program]
Two Girls, One Cup makes it to crossword puzzle [YepYep]
10 Celebrities Who’d Kick Your Ass In Beer Pong [Coed]
Today’s Tail:
Playboy’s Sexy Bayonetta Contest Looks Like Fun [Asylum]
Mila Kunis. Classy photos. Raging erection. [Popoholic]
Cleavy McPhee continues her rise as a body to keep your eyes on during 2010 [NedHardy]
How about some Aubrey O’Day because we’ve been giving her the short end of the stick (NSFW Ads) [Dirty Rotten "...."]
Heather Rae Young is your Playboy Miss February 2010 [Big League Screw]
We take back everything BC ever wrote about Denise Richards – the body is still there [CavemanCircus]
Natalie Oben is just another chick living the dream, maxing out some suckers Visa [Uncoached]
Erin McNaught shows us why Bondi Beach is where the action is during a U.S. winter [Don Chavez]
33 and German doesn’t look too bad to this blogger [Funtasticus]
Rachel pumps iron, turns her body into fitness machine [HGOM]
…and finally, the guy who had glasses tatted onto his face [Flisted]

Bad Ideas For Memorial Day Weekend
Durant's New Tat
Some Kate Upton
Eva Longoria's Wardrobe Malfunction
Girls With Hidden Talents
The Arched Back
Yoga Girls
Girls Gone WILD
Banned American Apparel Ads
Emma Watson Caught Kissing Who?


