Cuff 'Em: Drunk St. Louis Cardinals Teen Tyler Bighames Vs. Taser – Who Ya Got?

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Bighames_Tyler_t607TASER! TASER! WE’LL TAKE THE TASER.

Even though Tyler Bighames is 18 and a 3-to-five-tool prospect of the St. Louis Cardinals, he was still boozed up (according to the fuzz) and not at full speed after a New Year’s Eve drunken night out.

The arresting deputy reported the driver of a two-door, yellow Ford Mustang was weaving “from one lane of traffic to another,” and nearly hit two parked cars while driving 50 mph in a 30 mph zone.

After a short foot chase, it was Taser time. Get some, Cardinals punk.

[Naples News]

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