From The Couch: Translation, Please!
The Tiger Woods drama has settled down as we head into the holidays when family and friends come together for fun and memories. It’s a time when the tabloids take a break and give celebrities a moment away from the spotlight.
BWWWWWAAAAHHHHHH!!!
TIGER MISTRESS #3 RETURNS TO WORK! BREAKING#!#
Ok, so God wants to piss on us this Christmas for killing Michael Jackson. Fair is fair.
Anyway, we need a translator for the above Asian newspaper front showing Tiger Woods and 14 women – or so. Oh, and that looks like Elin looking over his shoulder.
This should be a lesson to all the struggling newspapers out there. Put your cartoonist to work with some Tiger Woods art.
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If you want anybody to translate beyond the headline you'll need to post a much higher resolution picture than that. And it's Japanese, I can tell that much though I'm afraid I don't know enough to translate the whole thing. Good luck, looks interesting.