From The Couch: Translation, Please!

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Snowballs. Philadelphia Eagles Fans. 49ers Jerseys. Fire away.Snowballs. Philadelphia Eagles Fans. 49ers Jerseys. Fire away.

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The Tiger Woods drama has settled down as we head into the holidays when family and friends come together for fun and memories. It’s a time when the tabloids take a break and give celebrities a moment away from the spotlight.

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TIGER MISTRESS #3 RETURNS TO WORK! BREAKING#!#

Ok, so God wants to piss on us this Christmas for killing Michael Jackson. Fair is fair.

Anyway, we need a translator for the above Asian newspaper front showing Tiger Woods and 14 women – or so. Oh, and that looks like Elin looking over his shoulder.

This should be a lesson to all the struggling newspapers out there. Put your cartoonist to work with some Tiger Woods art.

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