You have no idea how many â€œCheck Out My Gambling Picksâ€ emails get through our email spam filter. Some retard in Muncie, Indiana thinks heâ€™s the next Jimmy â€œThe Greekâ€ and blasts us with â€˜canâ€™t misses.â€™
While we appreciate the enthusiasm of these gambling gurus, the links never include poon. Enter Busted Coverage Special Assignment Editor Art McGregorâ€™s series â€“ Pick Six.
Leslie Nelson is a Maxim magazine “Hometown Hottie” finalist. I believe this achievement to beÂ life’s goalÂ for all bar hopping 23-year olds who briefly attended community college.
I reckon you’d like toÂ see Leslie Nelson’s naked gun … wait … no you don’t … that would infer Ms. Nelson is a tranny. We don’tÂ need that. If we started featuring tranniesÂ here at Busted Coverage,Â vending machines would start spitting out candy bars and cigarettes would combust in mid-light.
Took a pair of bad beats this past week with slim non-covers from Cincinnati and the Chicago Bears. Still finished 3-3. I’m reaching my stride. Then again, I’m 5-feet-10 and my stride never was very long to begin with that’s what she said.
LAST WEEK: 3-3 OVERALL: 38-51-1
ATLANTA +10.5 over New Orleans (1 p.m., FOX)
For the longest time I thought “low-hanging fruit” meant a girl with a bad boob job. As if such things exists! (Ha!) New Orleans is a low-hanging fruit although “fruit” is not used here as my dad uses it to describe gay men.Â Atlanta picks ‘em off this weekend.
INDIANAPOLIS -7 over Denver (1 p.m., CBS)
I love that they call Indianapolis “Nap Town.” It’s one of my favorite nicknames for a city. (Looking for an ironic statement to useÂ about a city with a bad nickname.)
KANSAS CITY pick ‘em over Buffalo (1 p.m., CBS)
I can get away with reading the alternative newspapers here at work but every time my boss walks by I’m always on The Dollhouse of Columbus’ full-page ad on page 75.
TAMPA BAY +3 over New York Jets (1 p.m., FOX)
Kellen Clemens vs. Kellen Winslow Jr. The first Kellen v. Kellen matchup since that one kegger this past weekendÂ at the douchey frat. Don’t worry. Keegan broke it up.
OAKLAND -1 over Washington (4:05 p.m., FOX)
I cringed every time I saw someone in a Raiders hat 20 years ago at The White Marsh Mall. Now I’d just think it was pretty novel.
Philadelphia +1 over NEW YORK GIANTS (8:20 p.m., NBC)
Next year I’m not taking Brian Westrbook in my fantasy football draft for the first time in about 10 years. I cannot wait.