NCAA Investigation: Tennessee Using Poon To Attract Football Recruits?

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The NCAA can’t come up with a Division I (yeah, sue us) football playoff system but they can go after the University of Tennessee football program for using poon as a weapon in the War On Five-Star Recruits.

According to the New York Times, NCAA investigators are investigating the use of “hostesses” in the recruitment of football players.

Let us put this into Busted Coverage reader speak: UT ‘hires’ insanely hot pooners to be the personal assistants to high school football players who want to know where the nearest strip club is. Allegedly.

Pooners and the important details after the jump.

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This is a serious investigation that could ultimately lead to sanctions against the football program.

Interviews with multiple recruits and their family members revealed that the N.C.A.A. has strong interest in Tennessee’s use of recruiting hostesses, students who are part of a formal group at the university that hosts all manner of prospective students at campus visits, including athletes. It is not clear whether the university sent the hostesses to visit the football players.

In one case, hostesses traveled nearly 200 miles to attend a high school game in South Carolina in which at least three Tennessee recruits were playing.

Exactly who is responsible for this division of the football program because Busted Coverage feels it could be a huge help to many of these programs. We can recruit the poon talent, train the ladies on specific tactics and then be the middle man to universities from Pacific to the Atlantic.

It would be a 2-week highly intensive training camp where hot chicks would be taught how to make a football recruit happy. Go ahead and laugh but some fratty is concocting a plan right now to hook up Houston Nutt with a Poon System® that will take him from the Cotton Bowl to a BCS game.

Back to the story.

The hostesses are considered representatives of the university, which would mean they could not recruit players off campus. Therefore, the visits may be considered violations of N.C.A.A. recruiting rules.

Two of Lattimore’s teammates, Brandon Willis and Corey Miller, have orally committed to Tennessee. Lattimore described the hostesses as “real pretty, real nice and just real cool.” He said he thought they had “a lot” of influence in Miller’s and Willis’s commitments to Tennessee.

Yeah, and totally down for transgressions. This is awesome. Lane Kiffin can stay home and bone his wife while some 20-year-old second-year-freshman from Jackson is out on the recruiting trail being sexy for a stud linebacker.

Of course all the parents of the recruits act like the coaches have nothing to do with the pooners showing attention to their boys  (You can even recruit a basketball coach with it, too!)

So, what’s the NCAA sanction for using vagina to land a 1st Team All-SEC candidate? The school must put 5 250-lb. plus chicks on the cheerleading team?

This is just silly.

[N.C.A.A. Scrutiny Seen on Tennessee’s Recruiting - NY Times]

[Poon of the SEC]

(If you know a UT hostess and want to provide us with a link to her Facebook account, email us.)

mail@bustedcoverage.com

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