Say hello to the new hot chick on the magazine scene – Joana Duarte.
Maybe it was just food poisoning. Maybe it was something worse.
But when we hear kids crying from the 911 call Elin Woods made for her sick mother, it is crushing. And to think that their father created this huge problem for the mother, mother-in-law, his mother, etc.
Sickening. Here is the audio of Elin calling for help.
…we get started with The Giant Ass taking Reggie’s boobs out on town [CelebSlam]
Sammi from Jersey Shore played college soccer [Guyism]
Tiger Woods porn star mistress? [Flisted]
Brazilian women’s boxing on roller skates! [With Leather]
The 2009-2010 Miami Heat calendar should be given to every man for holidays [Blaze of Love]
All the sweet moments from T.O.’s birthday party [The YBF]
In case you haven’t yet – Rating Tiger’s Road Beef [Corporate Thuggin]
In case you missed it – Pete Gammons is done with ESPN [ESPN Media]
13 Pissed Off Dogs Dressed In Reindeer Costumes [NextRound]
Hilarious: Who You Should Buy Christmas Gifts For – A List [Holy Taco]
A mix of Asian, Irish and U. of Miami grad [Coed]
Great Question! Which porn star would you most want to take on date [Asylum]
Kelly Brook finds way to stay in Daily Dump, goes skating [The Beer Goggler]
Lindsey Lohan’s topless shoot for Muse magazine [Nudeography]
Asses we can get behind today – Sophie Turner [HQ Celebrity]
Penny Mathis went a little big, no? [Uncoached]
Some Bulgarian hair bra action [DJ Mick]
The MySpace chick with over 2,000,000 friends [HGOM]
For those of you who might have forgotten Ali Larter’s greatness [Spewf]
…and finally, 30 Greatest Celebrity Boob Groping Photos [Manofest]