Police: Pervert Roy Chapman Interrupts Cheerleading Tryouts With Dong Jerking
WCVB did its best to disgust Boston TV news viewers last night with a report about the arrest of New Hampshire-based pervert Roy Chapman.
You see, there were cheerleading tryouts this week at Dover Middle School in Dover, New Hampshire. Mr. Chapman saw this as an opportunity to yank some meat cord. Police allege.
Luckily the girls trying out didn’t see this go down. Two janitors going about their work business saw the jerkoff going to town on his business.
And a foot chase was on.
The Manchester Union-Leader has the full details of Chapman’s interrupted fun.
The janitors reported the incident to their supervisor and then went to confront Chapman, the affidavit said.
“When the janitor approached him, he ran off into the woods, leaving his vehicle behind,” Dover police Capt. Michael Raiche said, noting police were called soon after.
So the jerkoff makes a run for it. Bring in the dong sniffing dogs. Pronto!
Yeah, they found him. Yeah, he had pot on him. Yeah, this isn’t Chapman’s first perverted rodeo. Yeah, there were video cameras in the area Roy was yanking. The school isn’t saying wether their video system was soiled with images of the dong caper.
And now for the money shot. Police say Chapman just happened to stumble upon the practice.