You have no idea how many â€œCheck Out My Gambling Picksâ€ emails get through our email spam filter. Some retard in Muncie, Indiana thinks heâ€™s the next Jimmy â€œThe Greekâ€ and blasts us with â€˜canâ€™t misses.â€™
While we appreciate the enthusiasm of these gambling gurus, the links never include poon. Enter Busted Coverage Special Assignment Editor Art McGregorâ€™s series â€“ Pick Six.
No in-depth commentary on the games this week. Just the picks. Oh yeah, and tons of pictures of Kristi Jordan who can definitely tighten up a “belt shirt” (and my pants) with the best of ’em.
Kristi, 20, is from Rocky River, Ohio. So Browns fans, while the game against San Diego might be blocked out in northeast Ohio this Sunday, you can still look at Kristi (likely with your own belt unbuckled). Note, though, Ms. Jordan now resides in Santa Ana, Calif. I haven’t really had to type out “Santa Ana” since copying the lyrics to Warren G’s “This D.J.”
Hopefully the below picks will allow you to make a hellified ‘mount of money.
As for me, well (and pay no attention to my record on the season), I still know how to make those N’s. You don’t believe me? Go ask the twins, motherfucker.
LAST WEEK: 5-7 OVERALL: 35-48-1
Cincinnati -2 over PITTSBURGH (noon, ABC)
Florida -5 over Alabama in Atlanta (4 p.m., CBS)
Georgia Tech pick ’em over Clemson in Tampa, Fla. (8 p.m., ESPN)
Nebraska +14.5 over Texas in Arlington, Tex. (8 p.m., ABC)
CHICAGO BEARS -9.5 over St. Louis Rams (1 p.m., FOX)
NEW YORK GIANTS +2.5 over Dallas Cowboys (4:15 p.m., FOX)