Rebekka Armstrong – The All-Time Scariest Playboy Playmate

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Busted Coverage famously risked having our nuts ripped off by the Scariest Women of the 2008 Olympic Games and is treading back into that water today.

Meet Rebekka Armstrong, once known as Playboy’s Miss September 1986, is now better known as the woman who can bench press your puny ass and break you with one smart-ass comment.

She also has AIDS.

Combine the outer and inner attributes and you have “The All-Time Scariest Playboy Playmate.”

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The former Hef find was just 18 when she got naked for Playboy. Three years later her doctor had news that she’d contracted AIDS.

20 years later.

Ms. Armstrong was at Kent State University this week for AIDS Awareness Day and spoke on how she turned her life around. She hit the weight rack.

By 2002, Armstrong was fit enough to win her first bodybuilding competition, at California’s world-famous Muscle Beach.

“I started doing this to stay alive, but then I thought, ‘Hey, I want to show it off,’ ” she said.

Armstrong said she eschews steroids.

“I don’t want to look like a man,” she said. “I want to look feminine and graceful on stage.”

Um, look, Rebekka, you LOOK LIKE A MAN FROM THE NECK DOWN!

Take out those giant implants and you could be Brian Urlacher. We hate to be mean, but c’mon. Are we jealous of your giant gunboats? Yes. Are we jealous of those forearms that can break skulls? Maybe, a little.

Don’t hate us. Just understand how shocking it is for a woman to go from appearing in Playboy movies such as Ultimate Sensual Massage to ripping of massive sets on the squat rack.

Busted Coverage doesn’t handle such news very well. We prefer to remember you from the appearance in Wet & Wild.

That’s all.

(We’re not sure if you’ll see Rebekka naked on her web site so we aren’t joining. If you do and want to give us an honest review, hit us up: mail@bustedcoverage.com)

[RebekkaArmstrong.com]

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