Grady Sizemore Penis-Tea Cup Photos Stolen From Playboy Girlfriend Brittany Binger’s E-Mail?

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Well, here we go again. A famous person says my bad for those Not For Family Consumption photos that end up on the Internet and become famous because the famous person goes batshit crazy trying to have them removed from the Internet.

Grady Sizemore got a wake-up call yesterday. His penis was being covered by a coffee cup on Deadspin. The rest is history.

MLB guy goes nuts, contacts his agent who gets MLB involved, who then tells the Internet to watch its ass (this is illegal and we’ll press charges), and we have a controversy.

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So who is responsible for the photos leaking into the public eye? Grady says someone hacked his girlfriend’s email. His girlfriend? Playboy model Brittany Binger.

Enter the Cleveland Plain Dealer to provide us with some mainstream media details:

At least 15 pictures of Sizemore appeared on the Web site (Deadspin). He is alone in all of them. He’s taking pictures of himself with a cell phone while looking into a bathroom mirror in several of them.

In some pictures Sizemore is fully dressed. In others, he’s in his underwear or nude.

“I have not seen the pictures,” said GM Mark Shapiro, “but I will look into it.”

Sizemore said the pictures were meant for his girlfriend only.

So blame it on Deadspin? Um, no, how about the site OhNoTheyDidn’t which posted the pics Saturday night. We needed Google cache to track down this initial posting that has since been deleted.

The photos were then posted on a decent size Canadian blog on which someone claims the photos were emailed to OhTheyDidn’t.

Read that again. The claim is that Brittany sent them into the blogosphere. Drama!!

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Back to the photos. They have sent Grady Sizemore message boards into a frenzy.

I don’t care how good he plays, I think this is disgusting. I really do prefer the “good” men with high standards. Grady has really lowered his standards. I will still be a Tribe fan, but Grady…not so much anymore.

And the gay blogs? Oh, of course their lips are wet.

I really only have one two three more things to say about this photo:

1.  Guys in pants are hot!

2.  That’s one lucky cup of tea.

3.   ITS ABOUT TIME! I was so tired of seeing nasty coochie from sleezy female celebrities.  Thanks Grady! You’ve set a new precedent!

Who’s next?!

Since we are straight and really don’t need lawyers threatening us with legal action we’ll just provide you with photos of Brittany to lust after.

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