Nightcapper: Grady Sizemore Nearly Naked Dong Photos Are All Yours, Internet Junkies

By Joe Kinsey November 30, 2009 Posted in Celeb-Gasm Joe Kinsey g+ page

The Cleveland Plain Dealer continues to update the world on Grady Sizemore’s quest to have the Internet cleared of his nearly naked dong photos.

Um, it’s not going to work, according to Plain Dealer sources.

A source with knowledge of the situation said that once the pictures appeared on the Internet, the damage was done. The best Sizemore and MLB’s Department of Investigations can do is try to find out who stole the pictures off a personal computer after Sizemore e-mailed them to girlfriend Brittany Binger, a former Playboy Playmate.

So there you have it, ladies. Grady’s abs are all yours. And for the guys out there who need to feel good about themselves, get a coffee cup out of the cupboard and compare/contrast.

[Grady Sizemore's candid photos will likely be a permanent part of the Internet]

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