The Tiger Woods 911 Audio Tape

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Posted: Nov. 29, 2009

Premise of Video/Audio: You know the story by now. Tiger Woods hits a fire hydrant and then a tree. The world gasps at the thought of the Earth’s greatest golfer laying in the street as rich people call 911.

Climax of Video: Not a single person on this call realizes that semi-black dude in the street is a friggin’ billionaire.

Conclusion: What, nobody has a flashlight to shine into the nearly dead guy’s face? Photos! Take some damn photos and sell them to TMZ!!!!

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