Posted: Nov. 29, 2009
Premise of Video/Audio: You know the story by now. Tiger Woods hits a fire hydrant and then a tree. The world gasps at the thought of the Earth’s greatest golfer laying in the street as rich people call 911.
Climax of Video: Not a single person on this call realizes that semi-black dude in the street is a friggin’ billionaire.
Conclusion: What, nobody has a flashlight to shine into the nearly dead guy’s face? Photos! Take some damn photos and sell them to TMZ!!!!