Thanksgiving Dump: Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Route Change, Turkey Porn, Make Deep Fried Turkey, 100-Proof Turkey And Have Smoke After Pumpkin Pie

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Best legs you’ll see all day – Marisa Miller’s on The Tonight Show.

For those of us in the know about the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade something will look very different about today’s trip to 34th St.

It’ll be the first time in 83 years that the parade will use 7th Ave. instead of Broadway. The usual route had to be changed because of road closings on Broadway which left the parade organizers no choice.

So the parade has to go down Central Park South. That means navigating Columbus Circle and 7th back to back. Think Lance Armstrong handling an S curve in the French Alps. Those rope people better be on their games.

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A Giant Turkey Filled Dump:

Turkey porn that you’ll enjoy while working your own turkey [Liquid Generation]

Last second advice: How To Make A Deep Fried Turkey [Popular Mechanics]

Happen to you last night? Did you see every asshole from high school/college? [The Onion]

All the very important info for today’s football action (announcers, lines, etc.) [Midwest Sports]

10 Latinas To Give Thanks For During Your Thanksgiving Prayer [Guanabee]

And don’t forget to visit the Poca-Hotness gallery after Lions game gets out of hand [Coed]

The 100-Proof Turkey [AskMen]

10 Turkey Mishaps (with bikini ladies worked into this one) [BroBible]

Lance Armstron’s LiveStrong group advises how to actually eat today [The Bachelor Guy]

Back in ’36 you were expected to smoke after every course [Consumerist]

…and finally, a blogger calls on people to eat bald eagle instead of turkey [PeachyGreen]

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