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mirror-lake-urine-samplesPostdoctoral research associate Steve Goldsmith says the lake’s temperature went up 3 degrees throughout the night, and the ammonia level surged. He says body heat could explain the warmer water, but the ammonia likely means one thing: urine.

In other words, close your mouth when frat boys start splashing water tonight at Mirror Lake.

[Chicago Tribune]

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