Sammy Sosa's Face Seems To Have Been Bukkaked

By Joe Kinsey November 7, 2009 Posted in Celeb-Gasm Joe Kinsey g+ page

What Japanese Geisha makeup/plastic surgeon got ahold of sweet swingin’ Sammy Sosa?

Seriously, it looks like he’s up for a part in some Japanese thriller.

The above photo is making its rounds this weekend because, well, it’s not exactly how we remember Sosa. He was black.

Dominicana black.

And now this photo from the Latin Grammys this week is causing some to wonder whether Sammy has gone Michael Jackson or if he’s suffering from some sort of skin disease.

Compare/contrast after the jump.

The event to honor some Latin singer that most of us have never heard of and wouldn’t care about if this photo wasn’t taken, was held November 4.

Now the world is trying to create timelines of Sosa’s face turning MJ-like.

It’s our opinion that Sammy is trying to make his way into the fashion/Latin acting scene and figured that he’d distinguish himself by being the most famous white-face former MLBer in Santo Domingo.

Frankly, it’s working.

[What in the name of Michael Jackson.... - Big League Stew]