Some lucky bastard is going to wake up with Mila Jovovich this weekend.
Had some extra time this morning so we went a little nuts with links to a ton of random shit and very little football.
But we don’t want to miss out on commenting about Brandon Spikes suspending himself for one game.
We have a better form of punishment. Allow the guy who almost lost his vision to have one crack at your face. One punch. Just like on The Office last night.
Let the guy go Pam Beasley (our favorite photo, by the way) on Brandon Spikes.
Seems simple enough.
…we get started with reality star Kim Zolciak’s giant boobs and Week 9 NFL trends [Vegas Gab]
Up for a challenge? Take The Ultimate Cheerleader Uniform Quiz [Ultimate Cheerleader]
YES! Bust a nut like a Beijing Olympics athlete! [Sports Rubbish]
And you’ll dream of using those condoms on Adrienne Manning [The Beer Goggler]
Hilarious: How Urban Meyer Would Have Punished Historically Evil People [Rumors and Rants]
Hilarious #2: Yankees fans celebrating WS title in a Boston bar! [Barstool Sports]
Mr. Crutch was all over the Japanese version of Best Buy [Big League Stew]
Been wondering where JR Rider is playing these days? [Deuce of Davenport]
There is a decent Kenny Powers Halloween costume in here, hot chicks [BroBible]
WSOP Linkage…10 Things Not To Say To Female Poker Player [Asylum]
A new game sure to be played by hipsters in Brooklyn – Spikeball [The Bachelor Guy]
25 All-Time Scariest Celebrity Faces [Manofest]
Useful Weekend Link: 7 Levels Of A Bar Hookup [Guyism]
Cool! Inside Daft Punk’s pyramid [Caveman Circus]
Fight Girls! A gallery of sweat, straight rights and wet boobs [Coed]
Yes! Miss Earth 2009 is sexy and recycl-tastic at same time [DJ Mick]
Jennifer Hawkins….some horse track…..legs….[Don Chavez]
We might have already posted these Alessandra photos but here they are again [Totally Crap]
Britney Spears temperature gauges show that it’s cold in L.A. [CelebSlam]
Jamilla will Jim Nantz your ass and demand a house in Miami [Frat Fury]
Kevin The Intern stands no chance landing Khloe this weekend [Uncoached]
Wendy is back with her giant rack for all the fans [Hottest Girls of MySpace]
…and finally, a Flowchart On How To Spend Your Last $20 This Weekend [Holy Taco]