It appears to be a guy laying on a table. But what you’ll see after the jump is that Kansas Jayhawks fan actually is about to fall on his ass after attempting some stupid, drunken table jump.
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Posted: Oct. 31, 2009
Premise of Video: Kansas fan is at some party (Halloween, perhaps) where there was booze and a table with SEC cups. The guys got to challenging each other and someone suggested jumping over a table. The problem? They are white and don’t possess and extra calf muscle.
Climax of Video: This is all of 33-seconds so the action gets going quickly.
Conclusion: White people think two things will happen in 2009-2010: they’ll finally be able to jump over a table and the Jayhawks will roll to a Final Four title. 0-fer-1 so far, boys.