Still Time To Dress As ARod's Masseuse For Halloween

Looking to be a little different – gay- this Halloween?

Someone in Philadelphia will be going as ARod tonight and could use someone to rub him down and touch his glorious pecs.

Your duties will be to rub ARod, feed him grapes and make sure all of his muscles are relaxed. In?

[Madden Cowboy/Craigslist]

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