Pick Six: Stare At Oklahoma Stevie’s Real Boobs, Take Ohio State, Sooners And Bet Farm On Jets

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You have no idea how many “Check Out My Gambling Picks” emails get through our email spam filter. Some retard in Muncie, Indiana thinks he’s the next Jimmy “The Greek” and blasts us with ‘can’t misses.’

While we appreciate the enthusiasm of these gambling gurus, the links never include poon. Enter Busted Coverage Special Assignment Editor Art McGregor’s new series – Pick Six.

Real college football weather calls for real college football boobs. Has that sentence ever been written before? I doubt it. But that doesn’t make it any less true.

Stevie recently turned 22. She’s a native of Tulsa, Okla.

In her own words:

“A fun fact about me is I love to bake and plan on owning my own organic bakery someday.”

Organic? Orgasmic!

I moved to 17-19 this past weekend. This week I get to .500 at the midway point.

LAST WEEK: 3-3 OVERALL: 17-19

Ohio State -13.5 over PURDUE (noon, Big Ten Network)

How good is Vegas? Ohio State has won its previous two games by margins of 19 and 18 points. They were favored by 18.5 and 16 in those two games. Something tells me this line is just a little low.

Oklahoma +3 over Texas in Dallas (noon, ABC)
Three-loss Oklahoma in October? Hmm … no. Texas loses this one but can stay in the national title race by winning the rest.

WISCONSIN -2.5 over Iowa (noon, ESPN)
Not sold on Iowa. Not sold on girls liking dudes for their personality.

Southern California vs. NOTRE DAME under 48.5 (3:30, NBC)
Just a feeling. Don’t see a high-scoring affair or ever attempting to score with a Notre Dame girl. Yuck.

Houston +5.5 over CINCINNATI (1 p.m., CBS)
A black out in Cincy? Now that the Bengals are winning games, more than 17 people care about them in the ‘Nati. Still, not selling out as a 4-1 team? Paul Brown must be rolling around in his grave. Wait … is he dead?

NEW YORK JETS -9.5 over Buffalo (4:15 p.m., CBS)
The. Buffalo. Bills. Are. Freaking. Terrible.

All lines via BetUS.

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