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For those not in the know, it is deer rutting season.

Imagine being 21 again, drunk and horny. The deer are busy chasing tail and in one small Ohio town this past weekend the “Devil Deer” nearly killed a kid who was playing backyard football.

Brandon Hiles, in a report via a Pittsburgh affiliate, shows how the deer had him on his back. Junior says he grabbed onto the deer’s horns and held on.

Video after the jump…

Posted: October 13, 2009

Premise of Video: (from vlogger) Brandon Hiles was playing backyard football and got tackled by a deer getting ready to fight another deer in Wintersville, Ohio. BC: that deer was fighting over poon.

Climax of Video: Brandon is asked by the reporter to show viewers how the fight went down. Junior really gets into the acting and becomes an Internet sensation.

Conclusion: Kill the deer. Seriously, my new car doesn’t need to be totaled by some raging horny deer who is chasing tail across the road. And interrupting backyard football is about the last straw.

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