Pick Six: Stare At Sydney’s Giant Implant Works Of Art & Take Wisconsin, Points
Soon to be the wife/baby mama to some NFL strong safety.
You have no idea how many â€œCheck Out My Gambling Picksâ€ emails get through our email spam filter. Some retard in Muncie, Indiana thinks heâ€™s the next Jimmy â€œThe Greekâ€ and blasts us with â€˜canâ€™t misses.â€™
While we appreciate the enthusiasm of these gambling gurus, the links never include poon. Enter Busted Coverage Special Assignment Editor Art McGregorâ€™s new series â€“ Pick Six.
Unusual twist this week. I’m picking all college games. … And my nose. It’s that time of the season. If you’re in the midwest (what up, Nelly?!), you’ve probably got some sore throat/snot boogie things going on.
Drink some OJ and get ready for tonight/tomorrow/Sunday Funday.
I bring you Sydney, the 22-year-old boob model, on this rainy Friday. (Different Sydney than last week, but I mean, I don’t know that you care.)
She’s a different looking broad. I like her look. I don’t understand it, but I like it. Just like G rated movies.
LAST WEEK: 4-2 OVERALL 14-16
Purdue vs. MINNESOTA over 51.5 (noon, ESPN2)
Have you seen either of these teams play defense? Me neither.
Baylor vs. OKLAHOMA over 54.5 (3:30 p.m., ABC regional)
I don’t have any stats to back this up, but Oklahoma has put up 50-plus points in 21 straight home contests when playing against a lesser opponent.
Indiana +7 over VIRGINIA (3:30 p.m., ESPN360)
Speaking of lesser, Indiana is not a bad football team. Indiana also isn’t a bad university to be drunk around midnight after a basketball Saturday.
Wisconsin +16 over OHIO STATE (3:30 p.m., ABC/ESPN)
Stats (real ones … unlike Sydney’s) to keep in mind: The final margin in four of the past six games between these teams has been a touchdown or less …
Wisconsin vs. OHIO STATE under 47
… And in six of the past seven games, the teams have combined for 37 points or less. Classic Big 10 game.
Michigan +8 over IOWA (8 p.m., ABC)
By and large, the 8 p.m. ABC games have been close this season. Look for that trend to continue. Also look for peanut butter cookies because they’re pretty good.