From The Couch: Fat Kid Should Make Fun Of Miguel Cabrera’s Jorts, Hooters Outfit
Why? Because Cabrera has a few ghosts in his closet including pics of him wearing Jorts and the shaming of wearing a Hooters outfit during rookie hazing with the Florida Marlins (pic after the jump).
Guy makes $160 million or so over how many years and takes the time from his busy life to rip on a kid for his weight.
Have a pic of Miguel Cabrera looking like or acting like a douche? Mail it to us. We’ll use it.