Pick Six: Stare At 20-Year-Old Sydney’s Implants And Take UTEP, Duke, Bears & Ravens
You have no idea how many â€œCheck Out My Gambling Picksâ€ emails get through our email spam filter. Some retard in Muncie, Indiana thinks heâ€™s the next Jimmy â€œThe Greekâ€ and blasts us with â€˜canâ€™t misses.â€™
While we appreciate the enthusiasm of these gambling gurus, the links never include poon. Enter Busted Coverage Special Assignment Editor Art McGregorâ€™s new series â€“ Pick Six.
Sydney is a breasted 20-year-old from Houston, Texas.
One of the better stories of this season’s college football season is the Houston Cougars. One of the better stories of this past year happened when a cougar told me I looked “breathtaking” at 1:43 a.m. on a Friday morning. I do not. I am 5-feet-10, 162 pounds with freckles and red hair.
No matter. I did take her into an ally behind the bar. I am really classy. Outstanding moment in behavior. I am sure all my third grade teachers would be real proud. All one of them. You don’t really change classes in third grade.
Fact is, I do not look look breathtaking nor do I pick football games in a manner that can be described as breathtaking. 2-4. again. In three of the four weeks of this excuse to bring you hot ass I’ve finished at 2-4. I’m not giving up.
I’m simply going to go out there and run the plays that they give me.
Alert the captain, it’s time to turn this boat around.
DUKE +16.5 over Virginia Tech (noon, ESPN360)
Just have a feeling this will be the game that they keep showing highlights of during the noon games on Saturday. It’ll be close for awhile.
MINNESOTA -3 over Wisconsin (noon, ESPN)
Might be fun to be in the Twin Cities this weekend. If I was a Wisconsin fan, I’d be heading to Minny-sot-ah on Friday night and heading back to ‘Sconnie on Tuesday morning. Well, Tuesday afternoon. If I was a Wisconsin fan, I’d also be 100 pounds fatter.
UTEP +15 over Houston (9 p.m.)
Trap game for the Cougars. I just think the line is a little too high. Houston by 10.
Baltimore Ravens +2 over NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (1 p.m., CBS)
Baltimore is really good. Excuse me, I’m going to throw up in your mouth a little bit.
CHICAGO BEARS -10 over Detroit Lions (1 p.m., FOX)
Lions coming to play a week after their first big win? Don’t think so. This is like the game after the game where a baseball team clinches its division with eight games to go and then sorta takes the next day off for the Detroit Lions.
New York Giants -8.5 over KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (1 p.m., FOX)
As a Browns fan, thank you Chiefs.