Minnesota’s Simoni Lawrence Is A Quote Machine: "Motherf@cker Hit My Penis"

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Posted: September 27,2009

Premise of Video: Simoni Lawrence is a University of Minnesota senior linebacker studying (you guessed it!) communications. This video will come in handy when he tries to get work as a weather forecaster. Those white guys in suits at TV stations will totally approve.

Climax of Video: Lawrence gets up, takes a few steps and then the Big Ten suits go crazy as he utters, “Motherf@cker hit my penis,” into the blogosphere. Also nice is the color commentator saying something about Simoni being caught in a sensitive area.

Conclusion: He will be probable next week with a sprained dong.

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