Minnesota's Simoni Lawrence Is A Quote Machine: "Motherf@cker Hit My Penis"
Posted: September 27,2009
Premise of Video: Simoni Lawrence is a University of Minnesota senior linebacker studying (you guessed it!) communications. This video will come in handy when he tries to get work as a weather forecaster. Those white guys in suits at TV stations will totally approve.
Climax of Video: Lawrence gets up, takes a few steps and then the Big Ten suits go crazy as he utters, “Motherf@cker hit my penis,” into the blogosphere. Also nice is the color commentator saying something about Simoni being caught in a sensitive area.
Conclusion: He will be probable next week with a sprained dong.